"Why don't you shave those stupid moustaches?"

- being a quote from a ?novel/story by Jean-Paul Sartre that has always stuck in my mind. The line is expressed by a man about to be executed by firing squad, and he says it to the man offering him a blindfold, who is also part of the firing squad.

I hope I can thing of something as witty when the jackbooted automatons show up at the door and tell me to come with them, to the train station. "Does your mother know where you are? Dickhead?"